I am a whistleblower accusing McDonald’s Corporation and its subsidiary companies of aggravated frauds and money laundering. I never worked for McDonald’s. The reason I use the term “whistleblower” is because I relentlessly tried to warn several French magistrates, public prosecurtors, and even ministers, about the aggravated frauds McDonald’s was committing in France. Since the French authorities seem unwilling to investigate the crimes committed by McDonald’s Corporation and its affiliated companies, I decided to contact the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Furthermore, I recently learned that the former French Minister of Justice Nicole Belloubet filed a criminal complaint against me. I am therefore asking for witness protection.